mark foley isn't REALLY a pedophile, turns out
no. not at all. poor foley has been set up by "liberals, democrats and the media." according to conservative darling matt drudge, foley was simply goaded into writing those oh so embarassing messages to send to the pages. i wonder who did the alleged goading? was it hastert? or boehner?whew. all i really have to say is that i'm so relieved to see the whole scandal is just a mis-understood conspiracy - that it was all a joke gone wrong! ooooopsy! even rush limbaugh knows!
and poor hastert! "they" are all out to "get" him!
from the dsm IV, symptoms of paranoia:
* suspicious; unfounded suspicions; believes others are plotting against him/her
* preoccupied with unsupported doubts about friends or associates
* reluctant to confide in others due to a fear that information may be used against him/her
* reads negative meanings into innocuous remarks
* bears grudges
* perceives attacks on his/her reputation that are not clear to others, and is quick to counterattack
* maintains unfounded suspicions regarding the fidelity of a spouse or significant other
if it looks like a duck, hastert...
oh, yeah - iraq also has weapons of mass destruction. and we're winning the war on terror. and bin laden is dead. and i'll be having steak for dinner.
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